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Hello, everybody. This is Samara Morgan, cursed child and star of her own self-produced video. Hi, Samara. Glad you could visit with us.
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Oooooookay... So Samara, I hear your video kills people a week after they watch it. Why is that?
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Daddy doesn't love me. Daddy loves the horses.
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Um, that's unfortunate. But don't you think killing your viewers could have a negative effect on your ratings?
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It never ends. My voice will continue, and my story will be heard forever. I never sleep.
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Never sleep, eh? What keeps you up? I'll bet you're always going to parties.
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Hey, you're always popping out of televisions, right? Well, if you could pop INTO a TV program, which would you choose?
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I'd choose Scooby Doo. I'd go in, then I'd pull the mask off the monster right at the beginning of the show and surprise everyone. You see, nobody ever does that. They always run like idiots and wait unitl the end to see who the "real villain" is. And it turns out that it's Don Knotts. I would use the rest of the show to beat Fred senseless and choke him with his own scarf-thing.
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The monsters are.... inside me. I don't want them to come out, but they do.
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Here's a question. If you were pitted against Sadako from the Japanese movie "Ringu" who do you think would win?
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Why would I fight Sadako? I visit her place every Tuesday evening. She collects those Japanese violent porno comics, and we read those.
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Next Tuesday, can I come along?
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No.
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Well, don't expect to be invited to my parties, you bum.
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Seven days...
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Shut up.
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No.
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Okay, look... This interview isn't really going anywhere. So we should probably.... Hey....
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Stop that.
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Okay folks, that's all we have time for. Because Hawk is dead. Until next time, you have seven days...
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