|
Agent Smith, sentinel program of The Matrix |
|
Hello, Agent Smith. Welcome to Alternate Dimension and thanks for doing this interview for us. |
| Hello, Mr. Hawk. I must say it's a pleasure to be out of that zoo we call the Matrix. |
|
|
I just gotta say, you're one of the coolest characters in The Matrix Reloaded. Certainly the coolest agent. |
| Well, I am the most powerful agent. I've actually had my differences with Agent Brown and Agent Jones, and we've seperated. I'm hunting Neo on my own. |
|
By "on your own" you should probably say "along with about a hundred other clones of yourself," right? I mean you've figured out how to clone yourself and you gang up on Neo because you can't do it alone. So, what exactly are all those clones of yourself doing right now? |
| Probably being interviewed by other losers with web pages. |
|
Uh... um, okay, next question. Doesn't it suck getting pummeled over and over again in the Matrix? You go through numerous fights at high speed dodging bullets and stuff. And then you go face to face with Neo and get hammered silly! |
| ..... |
|
I mean, in the first Matrix Neo made you explode! And in this new one he clobbered you like a rag doll with a metal pole. That was hilarious! |
| I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Hawk. |
|
Woah, easy there Smith. Sorry about that. In your defense I will say that you put up the best fight out of anyone who took on The One. So, what are your plans now? I know you're still set on enslaving all humans and destroying Neo... What do you have in mind for the future? |
|
Yes, I certainly still have those goals in mind. And now that I don't have Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum working along-side me, I can achieve them in any way I like. The freed humans are on the verge of extinction. Our sentinels will see to finishing the job. As for Neo, I'd like a final showdown with him... one on "The One", mano y mano. |
|
|
I'm a pretty formidable combatant myself. How well do you think you'd do taking me on? |
|
| I've never seen you fight, but I'm pretty well sure I'd kill you pretty quick. |
|
|
Well, I don't know about that. Tell you what, since you're my favorite agent, I won't start a fight with you. In closing, do you have any words for our readers? |
| Yes. Hear me well, humans. It's only a matter of time before we machines completely conquer you. You're all a viral infection... filthy, disgusting maggots with no intelligence. Your time is over. The future is our time. |
|
|
Thank you Agent Smith! Good luck with that "conquering humantiy" stuff, and thank you for your interview today. |